🏄 ARMADILLA ⚡RULES 😎

We won't waste your time. Please don’t waste ours. Our job is to be good stewards of your money, and provide you with big ticket opportunities to sell more product, convert more customers, and keep them for a lifetime.

One of us may be stone-cold sober at all times, but he insists on keeping things light. We’re here to make cool, effective things for our clients. And make money with people we like. Join us!

If you’re greeted by sales promotions every time you open your inbox … that’s not marketing. That’s spam. We use our creative background to find interesting ways into your customer base.

So, your brand is Very Serious™. 👍 Why would we cheapen it with teenage semaphore? 💅 Because emojis get attention and drive open rates. BIGLY. Trust us.

Our batting average is high. But, if you want us to swing for the fences, you'll have to expect the occasional strikeout. Plus, there’s nothing we can’t solve with good ol’ fashioned tinkering + testing.

Yes, this means lunch breaks at Folly Beach. But it applies to your business, too. You need to be willing to find interest, take risks and win glory. We won't push you to hijack culture. But you do need to remain different + relevant.